the-real-norbert-hofer:

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

myrosecolouredgirl:

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

whostheblondegirl:

steverogersnotebook:

sebstantheangel:

I’m wheezing -

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

colaismywater:

Female presenting nipple

swarnpert:

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

thebootydiaries:

Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?

Me: idk I’m pretty proud of my right eyebrow

hey

wheelcore:

ghc:

ghc:

Meme Island